Groot examines it, confused, then places it on his head]Yondu:What? Thats low. [zaps Quill, who falls down yelling]Yeah, writhe, little man., Korath the Pursuer:You dont look like a junker. Thor:Fine. No, no wounded screams mainly whimpering, a great deal of complaining and tales of sprained deltoids and gout., Tony Stark:Romanoff you and Banner better not be playing hide the zucchini.Natasha Romanoff:Relax, showman. Sitting there, playing that mind-numbing game, whats boring is me, tripping over your vines every day. You wanna get stuck reliving the same moment over and over forever or never having existed at all?Dr. And Id like to know how Loki used it to turn two of the sharpest men I know into his personal flying monkeys.Thor:Monkeys? Louisa May Alcott Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated. No. You know, like the Marvelettes? Motivational Graduation Quotes. "All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.". Im a Captain! 5. Seriously? [Cassie pulls out a Hideous Rabbit]Hideous Rabbit:Youre my bestest friend!Paxton:What is that thing?Cassie Lang:Hes so ugly! Youre not gonna like it. Was it funny? [Hulk grabs Thor and flattens him with repeated smashes into the floor]Loki:[cheers]YES! [Closes his helmet and pushes the button that shrinks him]Kurt:[Gasps, jumps out of chair]This is the work of gypsies!Dave:Thats witchcraft!Luis:[Keeping his cool]Thats amazing. Doctor Strange Quotes - Franklin Richards Violence doesn't discriminate. Check back regularly as well update this post whenever theres a new Marvel film released! I need sustenance!, [smashes cup onto the floor]Thor: This drink, I like it. Haha, dab! I can help! 2. Like the Bob Seger Song?Dr. [At-Lass scans Fury]Kree Computer:Species: Human Male. 3. The triangle icon that indicates to play. Dude! I dont want to talk to him. Thor: Ragnarok is one of the funniest films in the MCU (in our opinion) and featured lots of hilarious lines. We dont talk a lot these days., Captain America:All right, Sam. logo.Carol Danvers:Does, uh, announcing your identity on clothing help with the covert part of your job?Nick Fury:Said the space soldier whos wearing a rubber suit., Carol Danvers:You have three names. Scotty?Hope van Dyne:Hes programmed to replicate your daily routine. "Think left and think right and think low and think high. Its called an email.Dr. Sometimes you gotta run before you can walk. [Rocket and the Ravagers all fall around laughing], Taserface:[Holding a knife to Rockets throat after having his name being made fun of]New plan! Fearless, bold, confident, caring. Ive seen good men go down purely because someone didnt let us in on what we were walking into, Ive moved onto the next one, cause thats what we do, right? Thor:No, I didnt ride the hammer. Give me a little something-something. Stay here. No, no! So if youre taking another crack at him, I want in. If school had started at 4:00 in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. Wow, this is awesome!, Hawkeye:I retire for what, like, five minutes, and it all goes to shit., Tony Stark:So, youre the Spiderling. What do you say to that?Tony Stark:Absolutely ridiculous. [starts singing Please, Mr Postman]Nick Fury:Not ringing any bells?Carol Danvers:Keep singing. "Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor.". The events of the second Ant-Man film coincided with what was happening in Infinity War, on a parallel storyline. Happy Women's Day. No, that's wrong. Frank A. Clark Inspirational, Life, Inspiring 292 Copy quote Make the most of yourself, for that is all there is of you. - John F. Kennedy. Save for retirement. See the world. 1. His antics trying to master the suit that can make him tiny (or big) were very comical at times. Everybody wants a happy ending, right? "You can't blame gravity for falling in love.". And theres a car waiting for you outside that will take you anywhere youd like to go.Christine Everheart:You must be the famous Pepper Potts.Virginia Pepper Potts:[smiles and nods]Indeed I am.Christine Everheart:After all these years, Tony still has you picking up the dry cleaning.Virginia Pepper Potts:I do anything and everything Mr. Stark requires. Quotes tagged as "marvel" Showing 1-30 of 145. While a team being broken apart isnt all that amusing, these are the lines from Captain America: Civil War that are funny! After the events of the battle of New York Tony Stark had a bit of a crisis of confidence, but that didnt stop the jokes rolling off his tongue like usual. Funny Graduation Quotes 1.) [smiles], James Bucky Barnes:Dont do anything stupid until I come back.Steve Rogers:How can I? Hes not going anywhere. Al Bernstein 4.) Stephen Strange:Its not a cult.Dr. Theres nothing wrong with women, of course, I like women. I mean, not that its not nice. Hidden.Nick Fury:You sure thats what Marvel would want?Carol Danvers:Mar-Vell.Nick Fury:Thats what I said.Carol Danvers:Its two words. Hmm?Peter Quill:Im not gonna answer to Star-Munch.Rocket:I did it because I wanted to!Peter Quill:Dick., Gamora:[sceptically]A little one-inch man saved us?Rocket:Well, if he got closer, Im sure he would be much larger.Peter Quill:Its how eyesight works, you stupid raccoon.Rocket:*Dont call me a racoon*!Peter Quill:Im sorry. "You will never have more energy or enthusiasm, hair, or brain cells than you have today." Tom Magliozzi 2. Stephen Strange:No can do.Wong:We swore an oath to protect the Time Stone with our lives.Tony Stark:And I swore off dairy but then Ben & Jerrys named a flavor after me, soDr. You better pack it up and get outta here.Ebony Maw:Stonekeeper, does this chattering animal speak for you?Dr. Help him! Korg:Yeah, Noobmaster69. Why, did you hear something?, Steve Rogers: You see that Range Rover halfway up the block?Wanda Maximoff:Yeah, the red one? Stephen Strange:Books on Astral Projection.Wong:Youre not ready for that.Dr. He had chosen to remain in exile. You should figure it out.Bruce Banner:None of them for flying alien spaceships!, Hela:[after ripping Thors eye out]Now you remind me of Dad., Thor:Shes too strong. These are the funniest lines from Avengers: Age of Ultron. With a shout of "Underoos!" he calls in a familiar neighborhood . Pay with cash. 26. With Taika Waititi at the helm, the tone of the third Thor movie definitely hit a comical upswing. Daddy dont get scared.Scott Lang:Really?Luis:Yeah.Scott Lang:Good. He's a hero, and he's had an amazing legacy for 75 years. But it takes practice and, um, dare I say it, talent to do it well.Nick Fury:Can you turn into a cat?Talos:Whats a cat?Maria Rambeau:What about a filing cabinet?Talos:Why would I turn into a filing cabinet?Nick Fury:A venus fly trap. He did not want to be disturbed. "An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest.". I[Thor is knocked off the mountain by Iron Man who tackles him in mid-flight]Loki:Im listening., Steve Rogers/Captain America:Big man in a suit of armour, take that away, what are you?Tony Stark/Iron Man:Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist., Tony Stark: [about Thor] Uh, Shakespeare in The Park? [Natasha throws Sitwell off the roof]Natasha Romanoff:Oh, wait. This this is a man. Here are all the best funny quotes from the Captain Marvel film. While his journey to meet the Ancient One and master magic wasnt hilarious in itself, there were still moments to make us chuckle. If you're nothing without this suit then you shouldn't have it. Lip piercing, right?Natasha Romanoff:Yeah, shes cute.Steve Rogers:Yeah, Im not ready for that., Natasha Romanoff:What about the nurse that lives across the hall from you? I saved us, guys!MJ:If you saved us, why are we about to die?. Chester Phillips:Cow., Howard Stark:The moment you think you know whats going on in a womans head is the moment your goose is well and truly cooked.. In the first place God made idiots; that was for . I mean thats the job, but THIS? That IS Americas ass., Thor:[seeing Cap wielding Mjolnir]I knew it!, Thor:[Captain America is using Stormbreaker]No, give me that. *Peter Quill:No, hes not my father! Thats what it feels like! "We do not need magic to change the world. Thor:Hes adopted., Tony Stark: That man is playing Galaga! Thought we wouldn't notice, but we did." Tony Stark 7. Stephen Strange:Well, after Western medicine failed me, I headed east, and I ended up in Kathmandu.Dr. I dont even mate with the type of thing you are!Drax:Hey! Tom Swanson. Inspirational quotes and heartfelt graduation sayings perfect for honoring your 2023 grad, whether it's middle school, high school, college, or a doctorate. Whosoever holds this hammer if he be worthy. Do you just turn into anything you want?Talos:Ah well, I have to see it first.Maria Rambeau:Can you all do it?Talos:Physiologically, yeah. Easily!Bruce Banner:That doesnt sound rightThor:Well, its true!, Bruce Banner:Youre just using me to get to the Hulk. Its about time., Grandmaster:Heres what I wanna know. When the six members of the Avengers were finally brought together they definitely butted heads at first, before finally becoming a team. Loki, hes alive! 150 Graduation Quotes 1. I do have a ride, though.Rocket:Move it or lose it, hairbag.. [Groot grunts]Drax the Destroyer:And this green whore is alsoGamora:Oh, you must stop!, Peter Quill:[about Gamora]She betrayed Ronan, hes coming for her. - Gossip Girl. These are just a few of my favorite qualities about you, Mom! Yeah!KAREN:Activating Instant-Kill.Peter Parker:What? [outraged]Jane Foster:Who do you think you are?Odin:I am Odin. Gotta run before you can walk -Tony Stark. You earthers have hang-ups.Ego:Yes, Drax, I got a penis.Drax:Ha! I just need these two things.Peter Quill:What?Rocket Raccoon:[laughing]No, I thought itd be funny! I thought that you could sense that with your Peter-Tingle.Peter Parker:Please stop saying Tingle, May., Flash Thompson:[about Mysterio]Hes all right. Youre DONE! Be fiercely independent. Just Wong? No, not exactly. You can defuse the tension by including some funny quotes in your graduation speech. Thats not what I I dont like you like that! [catches Drax]Peter Parker:I got you! Of course not!MJ:I mean its kind of obvious., MJ:You know, Susan Yang thinks youre a male escort.Peter Parker:What? Im Peter, by the way.Dr. [Thor carries Loki out of the elevator in front of the guards]Thor:Get help! Orphaned on my homeworld. Drax: But my movement. Please! Loki is beyond reason, but he is of Asgard and he is my brother! Dont you say it!Steve Rogers:[running by Sam]On your left.Sam Wilson:Come on man!, Natasha Romanoff:Hey, fellas. [points to a mythology book page with a drawing of Mjlnir], Agent Cale:[staring at The Destroyer]Is that one of Starks?Agent Coulson:I dont know. Ill be there at 11., Rhodey:[standing by Starks airplane]Three hours! Where have you been? Im shaking your hand too long. After the bittersweet ending of Endgame, we witness Peter Parker struggling to make sense of a world without his mentor. Not Joseph. Where is WandaVision Filmed? You couldnt make a suit with a flannel lining?, Scott Lang:We need a fake security guard on the inside, somebody else to hack into the power supply, and a getaway guy.Hank Pym:No, no, no, not those three wombats!, Scott Lang:I was in prison for three years, I know how to punch.Hope Van Dyne:Show me. Strike it.TChalla:Anywhere?Shuri:Mmm-hmm. Not all of us can fly., Thor: The girl tried to warp my brain! And you and I had a fight.Bruce Banner:Did I win?Thor:No, I won! 6. I dont paint., Virginia Pepper Potts:[after Starks one night stand with Christine]I have your clothes here; theyve been dry cleaned and pressed. Youre not my friend.Thor:No, no, no. Now, whatever the hell youre up to, do me a favor, stay out of my way.TChalla:I gave you Zemo.Everett K. Ross:Didnt I keep it under wraps that the king of a third-world country runs around in a bulletproof cat suit? Oprah. Two hours in the bathroom, whatever thats about.Scott Lang:Thats totally inaccurate. Thor:No, I would spin it really fast and it would pull me off theKorg:Oh my god, the hammer pulled you off? Stephen Strange:I seriously dont know how you fit your head into that helmet.Tony Stark:Admit it, you shouldve ducked out when I told you to. Get it off!Scott Lang:I thought Daddy didnt get scared!, Paxton:Freeze!Dave:Okay, wait a minute, wait a minute! Tony Stark:Honestly, at this exact second, I thought you were a Build-a-Bear.Rocket:Maybe I am., Steve Rogers:You know, I saw a pod of whales when I was coming in, over the bridge.Natasha Romanoff:In the Hudson?Steve Rogers:Fewer ships, cleaner waterNatasha Romanoff:You know, if youre about to tell me to look on the bright side Im about to hit you in the head with a peanut butter sandwich.Steve Rogers:Sorry, force of habit., Tony Stark:[to his daughter]Go to bed, or Ill sell all your toys., Korg:[playing Fortnite]Thor, hes back. But you ought to be!, Thor:This mortal form has grown weak. Look, its Mew-mew! Joey: "It's never taken me a week to get over a relationship.". Bu-But thats a good thing.Mantis:Oh?Drax:When youre ugly, and someone loves you, you know they love you for who you are Beautiful people never know who to trust.Mantis:Well, then Im certainly grateful to be ugly., [about Mantis] Drax:This gross bug lady is my new friend., Mantis:[shaking Drax awake]Drax! Hes always like, grr smash, smash, smash. These are the 23 funniest lines from the marvel films and no one can tell me otherwise. As long as the light exists.Peter Quill:And, I could use the light to build cool things like, how you made this whole planet?Ego:Well, it might take you a few million years of practice before you get really good at it. Whats your name? [Darcy tasers him]Darcy:[to Jane]What? Hank Pym:Relax. These are the funniest lines from Ant-Man and the Wasp. 1. Steve Rogers:Well, all the guys from my barbershop quartet are dead, so no, not really., Sam Wilson:You must miss the good old days, huh?Steve Rogers:Well, things arent so bad. Five hours in front of the TV. Erik Selvig:Your brother isnt coming, is he?Thor:Loki is dead.Dr. "Never forget what you are. Hank Pym:Quantum entanglement, Scott., Dr. Check these out: Were listing the films in chronological order of the events within the universe (rather than when they were released in real life), so of course, we need to start with Captain America! Dont touch anything., Bruce Banner:I dont know how to fly this thing!Thor:Youre a doctor, you have PhDs. [Wong remains silent]Come on! Robbery involves threat. . Lets steal the biggest, most obvious ship in the universe and escape in that! [to Koraths henchmen who keep prodding him]Ninja Turtle, you better stop poking me., Rocket Raccoon:[scans a Xandarian citizen]Can you believe they call us criminals when hes assaulting us with that haircut?. FedEx Driver:[Checks delivery address]Are you Tony .Stank?War Machine:[Tony looks embarrassed, Rhodey nods]Yes, this is, this is Tony Stank, youre in the right place. I do not understand.Steve Rogers:I do! 16. You could get hit by a truck tomorrow." Timothe Chalamet "Don't allow people to dim your shine because they are. You refused.Dr. Funny graduation quotes RD.com, Getty Images 1. I prefer you.Hulk:Banners friend.Thor:I dont even like Banner. Be happy, man. This is one of the most memorable and heartfelt Endgame quotes. Here are some inspiring Marvel quotes from Marvel Studios that will awaken the superhero in you. 45 Awesome Marvel Quotes 1. [kicks the weapons at Hulk]Hulk:Dont kick stuff! Korg:Thank you very much, I will., Bruce Banner:[as Professor Hulk, after taking photos with 3 young fans]Thanks, kids! I have 12% of a plan - Star Lord. [as the guard approach them, Thor throws Loki at them, knocking them down]Thor:A classic.Loki:[gets up]I still hate it. Im gonna commit. 7 "It Doesn't Take X-Ray Vision To See You Are Up To No Good." DC Universe Online (2011) This Superman quote from DC Universe Online is a fun play on the hero's powers and the ability to see right from wrong all at once. [Natasha glares at him while Bruce groans and puts his head in his hands]Thor:But not the screams of the dead, of course. Theres no reason to be scared.Luis:Oh, no no. Drax's lines weren't just outright funny, they communicated to audience members that truly anyone could be a superhero. My father would tell the story of impregnating my mother every winter solstice.Peter Quill:Thats disgusting.Drax:It was beautiful. [surprised by the kiss, Steve looks at Colonel Phillips]Col. Chester Phillips:Im not kissing you., Col. I respect you too much.Dr. You know whats boring? Still, its the MCU, and there will always be jokes, so here are the funniest lines from Captain America: The Winter Soldier. Back-to-back Iron Man fun! "If there is a will, there's a way. Thor:The ground! Come on, just give me the book.Wong:No., Wong:Hows your Sanskrit?Dr. Something big.Ant-Man:I got something kinda big. I love him! [picks up the stuff and throws at him]Thor:Youre being a really bad friend!Hulk:You bad friend!Thor:You know what we call you?Hulk:No!Thor:We call you a stupid Avenger.Hulk:YOU TINY AVENGER!, Hulk:Thor go. Are you looking for this?[Tony and Thor dont laugh]James Rhodes:Boom. The red, the white. Its not a disguise, Hank. 15. Want more Marvel quotes? Its savage, chaotic, lawless. Angels don't do things like deal with humans, but instead, help run the heavens and keep the Earth from imploding from apocalyptic events. It works every time.Loki:Its humiliating.Thor:Do you have a better plan?Loki:No.Thor:Were doing it.Loki:We are not doing Get Help. Luckily for us all those head-butts also lead to plenty of banter. From jokes about Mjolnir to android-humor, there was plenty to chuckle about in a film with some sad parts. As far as your nanny cops know, youre still at home. So let me do the plan and that way it might be really good.Drax:Tell him about the dance-off to save the Universe.Tony Stark:What dance-off?Peter Quill:Its not a thing.Peter Parker:Like in Footloose, the movie?Peter Quill:Exactly like Footloose. There were lots of funny moments when so many Marvel characters finally met up though, and these are the funniest lines from Avengers: Infinity War for your reading pleasure. As we finally ventured off Earth completely we met the rag-tag team that became the Guardians of the Galaxy, although, much like the Avengers, they werent a great team straight away! We carry all the power we need inside ourselves already: we have the power to imagine better". 1. [the Hulk roars and throws a car at Stark]Tony Stark:Right, dont mention puny Banner, Tony Stark: Actually hes the boss. Okay, Im gonna get a Bowflex. Fortunately, I am mighty[enters a vision], [the Hulk is on a rampage]Tony Stark:[in the Hulkbuster]Listen to me, that little witch is messing with your mind. Hawkeye.Clint Barton:Oh. These are the best funny lines from the Avengers. He's brave and selfless and a terrific example. These are the best funny quotes from Captain America. Steve Rogers ( Chris Evans) "I can do this all day." Steve Rogers "I'm gonna need a rain check on that dance." Steve Rogers to Peggy Carter ( Hayley Atwell) "I'm just a kid from Brooklyn.". While Edward Norton was replaced by Mark Ruffalo in the later films, here was where we first met Bruce Banner and the Other Guy. 13. Spider-Man. Look, I like you, a lot. A cheap trick and a cheesy one-liner?Tony Stark:Sweetheart, that could be the name of my autobiography., The Mandarin:A true story about fortune cookies. This is gonna get weird, all right? Will that be all?, Rhodey:Hey Tony.Tony Stark:Im sorry. , [Shuri drives a car and runs over someone]Shuri:What was that?TChalla:Dont worry about it, youre doing fine!, Everett K. Ross:[Everett drives up to a stranded Okoye and Nakia after their car explodes]Hop in. You wouldnt like me when Im hungry.Tough Guy Leader:[in Portuguese]What the hell he is talking about?, Betty Ross:[Betty and Bruce need to get across town in New York City]The subway is probably quickest.Bruce Banner:Me in a metal tube, deep underground with hundreds of people in the most aggressive city in the world?Betty Ross:Right. So I take the tank, drop it right off at the generals palace, drop it at his feet. Im impressed., Jane Foster:Thats a quantum field generator isnt it?Eir:Its a soul forge.Jane Foster:Does a soul forge transfer molecular energy from one place to another?Eir:[surprised]Yes.Jane Foster:[to Thor, quietly pleased]Quantum field generator., Jane Foster:[Darcy and Ian appear through a portal while kissing]Darcy!Darcy Lewis:[She drops Ian]Jane!Dr. Thor:[takes the headset]Noobmaster, hey, its Thor again. Class of 2021 graduates have been through a lot over the past year!