], [Eddy peers over the steering wheel as they rush through the junkyard. ]Captain Melonhead: "It's Melon time! Rolf is knocked backwards by the blow, but some good comes of this; the helmet breaks, allowing Rolf to see again. "Edd: "It's quite simple, Ed. ]Ed: "Eddy!" "Eddy: [moving his friend's heads back into place as he responds] "As if! "Edd: "Perhaps the front doors will yield a response! ]Captain Melonhead: "Whoa! IT'S ME! "Edd: [looking through his ties] "Opinion please, Ed. "[The two crash into a peach shed. "Marie: [eating croissant] "She's kinda homely, if you ask me. "belittle himin front of hisfriends? The door bursts open behind them, but the Eds continue running. Wilfred is the first to fly off. "Ed: "Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! ]Rolf: "The Ed-boys think they have played Rolf as a phony baloney. Rolf's tractor is sitting abandoned in a field of weeds. I'll make the fire." "Ed: "Trade ya, Eddy! He spots it and tries to run through it but instead runs into the bricks that make up his basement. ]Nazz: [carrying Jonny piggyback-style] "Go, Rolf, go! "Eddy: "Where? I like you, girlfriend." Kevin rides his bike past the school. It's illegible!" [He collapses to the ground. ]Ed: "The hills are alive, Eddy! I do wanna add, I really don't think it retcons "Take this Ed and Shove It." Sure they're respected better at the end of Big Picture Show but I don't see that lasting a whoole lot. ]Lee: "YEEOOWWCHHH!!! Tears of gratitude fill Jimmy's eyes. "Jimmy: "Okay. Suddenly, Kevin throws her off. "[Sarah growls, but then gets an idea. Let's get the heck outta here. Jonny then runs up carrying Plank. "Ed: "No, no home should be without one, Eddy! Bad! ]Eddy: [grinning] "Gotcha." "Eddy: "Um, I told the guys you'd put us up." He gets close, and pulls on Wilfred's ears to coax out more speed. "[Ed trips over the vacuum and lands on Eddy. ", [The Eds are tromping through a grassy field. "Eddy: "No, no, not that! "[Sarah grabs Jimmy's legs and manages to pull him free. Rolf brings up the rear, having managed to rejoin the chase. ]Nazz: "I'm so glad you're okay, dude." Edd turns back. He then walks over to the trashcan and tosses away his mask before turning back to the file cabinet, labeler in hand. "[Ed throws Eddy at Edd. "Stop! Edd puts the glass to the door and his ear to the glass while Eddy stashes himself in Ed's pocket. Over there! "Jimmy: [worried] "I'm fine, really, I am! Not after what they did. "Ah, success. "Timber, the Dark Shard:The Gourd: "It's the end of the movie? ]Edd: [on the edge] "Is that what you think? See me?!?" "Ed: "Alley-oop!" Lupin and his gang had no choice but to help out the Eds. "Sarah: "None of your beeswax! ]Jimmy: "Party at Kevin's, whee! "Lee: "Grab the two squirts, girls. Rolf fears a omen has befallen us." Search metadata Search text contents Search TV news captions Search radio transcripts Search archived web sites Advanced Search. Eddy, belly sad!" Once the canteen is empty, he throws it and the cork over his shoulder. ]Kevin: [crushing the rat] "Those three two-timing twerps are really getting to me, man. "Jonny: "Plank's freaking out! ]Rolf: "What is you, insubordinate"[The tree slams into him. "[Nazz shoves him away from the bike, grabs it, and runs with it. [He shows off a postcard.] [Marie pins Sarah to the ground. Fingers! He looks for the Eds. ], [Wilfred has come to rest under a tree and is chewing on some sausages. Bunch of mascot-hating, lemon-sucking" [Ed takes his comic back. "[The horn honks again right before the truck hits Rolf. She smiles to herself sinisterly before turning around, a more sincere smile on her face. After Eddy's Brother gets defeated and Eddy makes his apology, it looks like the Kids are still coming after him (except for Johnny and Plank, who haven't even arrived yet). "Psst! [He dives behind the vacuum cleaner. [Eddy climbs the steps to the trailer. He slowly stops and looks from side to side. The picture is only marred by a despondent boy wheeling his bike across the grass. The rock tips over, and the car explodes. He trips over a piece of machinery and flies into a lawn chair. [He races around the park, looking for his brother.] Jawbreakers are on me! I don't know where he lives. What's it called? ]Eddy: "I'm really starting to hate slapstick." But that's what you get for wrestling walruses. A forest substrate. "Kevin: "AAAAAAHHH! Sac!!! May tumbles off, and the wagon sails forwards towards Lee. These should prove quite comforting, and I am a bit peckish." ], [The Eds are walking through a field of sunflowers. "Edd: [chuckling] "Agamushin. Eddy's brother is a real jerk. "Edd: "That's quite a coincidence. ]Edd: "Eddy? "Jimmy: Ed, Edd, Eddy, Jimmy, Nazz, Sarah, Kevin, & Rolf: [As the kids sing the song, Wilfred eats out of Captain Melonhead's downed helmet. Aww. Ed! "Ed: [laughing and mocking him] "Aah! Another machine is turning on. A FOUL-UP WANNABE LOSER!" "Eddy: "It don't. ]Eddy: "You catch that, Ed?" THIS CAN'T BE!" [sinister] "And cry." [Kevin pulls his bike up. ]Edd: [rushing towards Eddy with Ed in tow] "Eddy, speak to me!" Worser than polyester chafing! ]Sarah: "You've gotta get up, Jimmy! Suddenly, his door bursts open. "Edd: "Ed! Do you hear me?" Eddy looks around. "Kevin: "I gotta admit, pal, that was so choice. When he finally does so, he tries to lift it, but finds it too heavy. ]Eddy: "It must be for my brother's car! "Jimmy: "What'd I ever do to you?" ", [The Eds trundle down the road. [He sticks it to the web.] "Eddy: [enraged] "Like you were picking daisies!! "Eddy: "Uncle! "Eddy, didn't you say your brother was once a whaler? [He collapses to the dusty floor.] WHERE ARE YOU, BUDDY? ]Jonny: "Let em have it, buddy! [She holds her arms out for a hug. ]Kevin: "He's lookin at you, Rolf. A seat from a Ferris wheel rises up, the Eds on it. "Edd: "Yes, wellwhat's our estimated time of arrival to your brother's sanctuary, Eddy? Lee screams in pain. "If we're goin anywhere, I know a place so out of the way, it's practically invisible. ]Rolf: "We must not be seen, as the Ed-boys will surely flee, Wilfred! And we got burned again. ]Ed: "Say it again, Double D! "It's a wheeze-widdler! ]Rolf: "Rolf will have the Ed-boys on a spit by nightfall! Pain! [He carries them on his shoulders. Answer me!" ]Rolf: "Rolf will draw forth the pitchfork of retribution!" ]Edd: "Eddy! "Eddy: "I bet he's there right now! ", [Sarah strains against bonds that tie her back. ]Marie: [picking him up] "Aw, my man doesn't need to give me any flowers." Rolf opens the canteen and pours oil out of it, onto the seat. "Eddy: "What happened to Sockhead? ]Captain Melonhead: [scared] "Plank!?!?" Sarah takes the right fork, but Jimmy, unable to see Sarah, chooses the left path. ]Edd: "Why, thank you, Ed. You're gonna wreck it! "Eddy's Brother: [stroking his goatee] "Why not?" [Ed gallops off, desperately searching for food. [He picks up a sunflower and slams it into Ed's face. These bugs are like freaking me out! High in the tree, Jonny reaches up and finds a bird's nest. Writers: Jono Howard Mike Kubat Rachel Connor Stacy Warnick Danny Antonucci A sprinkler is watering Kevin's lawn. By the time you read this, I will be longfaroh, dear." Bugs are hitting Kevin as well, but he doesn't seem to care. About; Blog; Projects; Help; Donate. [He plops a gourd on his head. ]Eddy: "Hey!" [She picks up Sarah and turns her forward again. Give it up! ]Edd: "The window! ], [Sarah and Jimmy skip past Eddy's house, carrying a basket. I gotcha! "Eddy: "My bro's got a billion cows. Unfortunately, it also knocks May off balance so that she can't aim her slingshot. [Tears leak from his eyes. [He throws the pipe away. [patting it] "Hello, Wilfred! [Jimmy thinks, trying to find his inner pirate. "Ah-ha!" "Edd: "I'd rather face my consequences, Ed, than wander aimlessly with a so-called friend! His head gets stuck between two boards, but he manages to pull it out. The car, having jumped somehow, lands on the fences bordering the lane. "Eddy: "We passed a motel a ways back. Ed! ]Eddy: "Hey, quit tossing my cookie! ]Edd: "Beloved parents. He gets up just as a banging comes at the door. ]Eddy: [to Ed] "Way to go, lummox! An illustration of a heart shape ; Contact; Jobs; Volunteer; People . "Ed: "shortest elephant!" "Ed: "Cheap movie. "[The chains break as Rolf slams his head through the door. Beneath it is a periscope. I'm flying! Excuse me! She and Jimmy have been forced to drag the Kankers' wheelbarrow along, acting like horses for the Kankers. ]Kevin: "How do you like your faces? "'Cause I got like a million things to do! The swing responds by ascending skyward, and another one descends, carrying a replica of Jonny and Plank. "Nazz: "What about his brother? C'mon! ", [The sun dawns brightly, beaming down on a picturesque field. We're wasting time! Have you any money, Eddy? Rolf will interrogate this caboodle of bovine discord. ]Kevin: "Eddy?" I still have bad dreams, and my mom had to buy a mattress cover! An abandoned basketball is seen next to a game of hopscotch. "Kevin: "No foolin. "[A gear wheel clatters to the floor and rolls out from a gap between two machines. Suddenly, Rolf leaps out and brandishes his pitchfork. He is trying to write a goodbye note. "Nazz: "Sounds like something Double D would say. Do not let your mutated lump slow you down! HEY! He stumbles down a hill as he leads Rolf into the field of cows. The wheelbarrow continues forward, Marie still on it, and hits Lee. ]Edd: "Is that Ed's" [He quickly gets up. He looks around. I think I'm gonnaBLLAAAH!" Eddy begins to fight his way out from under Ed. "Ed: [wearing a pair of gag glasses] "Looks gaggy to me, Eddy. He tugs on rubber gloves and a surgical mask before entering. Though they have the same first name and live on the same cul-de-sac in the suburbs, the three youths have very different personalities, which contribute to the confusion, contradiction and just plain awkwardness that defines growing up. ]Nazz: "Kev? Wilfred, look! ]Rolf: "WaitWilfred, no!" "Eddy: "Yeah. ]Kevin: "It was totally my fault!" ]Captain Melonhead: "No thanks are necessary, citizens." Nazz sees this. The pig lands on the roof, and Rolf lands on the hood. The Ed-boys now have desecrated the sack of sustenance! Edd quickly thwacks his nose. "Edd: "What would you do without me, Eddy? "Edd: [sweating] "Make no sudden movements. He spins it rapidly, pulling Eddy inside. He takes another box out and opens it, revealing six eggs. "Eddy: [smug] "Forget to pay the brain bill? "Edd: "Sanctuary at long last! "Rolf: "Rolf will use their hides as a crutch for Nana's goiter! "Marie: "You'd lose your head if it weren't nailed down. ]Edd: "Ed! "[Edd walks through the swamp until he reaches a dock. Do something! Bad!" ]Eddy: "Lighten up, Sockhead. He milks it. If your brother is a whaler, then he must reside by the sea! Stay calm. "Breakfast for Ed, Eddy!" Hasn't Eddy always steered you right?" ]The Eds: "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! ], [Kevin is on top of a mountain of junk with his bike. The car goes off a mountain of trash and this acts like a ramp. [He falls off as well.] TAKE ME!" ]Kevin: "You dorks ain't seen the last of me!!! "May: "Outta the way, Marie"[Marie dives at them. There, it stops and holds steady, while our hero climbs it. "[Rolf slams into the dumpster. They are going to be in one Epic Adventure to get to Eddy's older brother's place. When this doesn't work, she throws them on the kindling. ]Ed: "Look! "Eddy: [trying again] "It ain't workin! "Edd: "But in order for me to calculate our bearings to the gag factory, I'll need" [He walks into a brick wall. Nothing to fear." Search metadata Search text contents Search TV news captions Search radio transcripts Search archived web sites Advanced Search. Duh! Ed stands up and steps out of the hole. "[The two set off again, this time on a much more damaged bike. ]Edd: "Haven't we poked and prodded fate enough for one day, Eddy?" Reaching into his hat, he pulls out his labeler and starts to make a label as he walks towards the trunk. ]Jimmy: [after a moment of contemplation] "I hope Kevin knocks Eddy's teeth out!" "[Splinter the Wonderwood is nowhere to be found. "Eddy: "Hey Sockhead, can you see my bro's place from up there? "Eddy: [turning to face him, confused] "My shirt? Suddenly, a rope with a melon tied to its end goes flying. ]Rolf: "Prepare for Rolf's water-laden bovine bladder! Ed rolls the window up, and Eddy pops out. Do not eat Rolf's tell-all! ]Kevin: "Gotcha!" "Splinter the Wonderwood:[Captain Melonhead turns his mask and can once again see. ]Ed: "Ahh, comfy." ]Edd: [bringing up the rear] "Wait! Edd thinks about it. Rolf smacks it against his hand. "[Sarah grabs the paint and proceeds to slam it down onto Lee's hand. "[He looks up and sees that Edd has labeled the entire campsite. ]Eddy: "What's with my brother and these stupid bricks?! Sarah sets her basket down and seethes with rage. ]Captain Melonhead: "PLAAAAAANK!!!! "Eddy: "Ed! The door creaks open a little more, and we see the kids, straining to get into the room. ]Eddy: [taking his postcard back] "Gah! Not only this, but a water main has broken, flooding an area near the woods, and there is strangely enough a broken canoe by another house. "Sarah: [lifting Jimmy's chains] "Move it, Jimmy! "Sarah: "Don't touch it! Find me one of those corn dogs, will ya? See? Cartoon : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive When a scam goes horribly wrong and leaves the neighborhood kids furious, the Eds embark on a journey to find Eddy's brother in the Ed, Edd, n Eddy series. The car turns left, and Kevin follows. [He gives up and begins to cry.] Suddenly, we are able to see that the truck is in fact the Kanker sisters' wheelbarrow, the lights are flashlights mounted on it, and the horn is a clown horn. [Eddy's brother is twisting his leg into a spiral.] Suddenly, Eddy runs up. "Ed: [scared] "Too high guys! Nazz hits a switch for a machine, and it turns on. This is followed in short order by several more. "Edd: [showing off the postcard] "Eddy, look! ]Lee: "We got chisled, girls! Nazz reaches their back and grabs onto the open trunk. To the shed! Yes? [He pushes a heavy box into Eddy.] "[The postcard is a copy of the park's sign. ]Nazz: "Dude! "Kevin: "NOOOO!!!! He stops, looking at it with a dazed look on his face. "May: "Let's call him Dutch. [He reaches inside and pulls out a peanut.] ]Edd: "Ed! They're burning! "Kevin: "Shup! It says so on my comic book!" Suddenly, Edd jumps up.] The kid wants to be just like us! ]Edd: "A whale?" His foot catches on the seats in which his friends are sitting, and he gets in with them.