| 0.47 KB, Python | Think about it. Once upon a time there lived a chief who liked to listen to stories. Yes. WOOF! CAT CHOW!!! By the time you're eighty, you'll have enough ear jewelry to open up your own jewelry shop. No! Let's see: 12345! . I chanced to have an interview with an informant from this evil generation (my little sister) who will be called Mrs. X for security reasons (no, she's not married, the "Mrs" makes it good as a disguise) I was quizing Mrs. X on Civil War History for an upcoming test in her classroom (whose location can not be devulged) Mrs. X seemed fluent in the subject. Do you care? Or, if I was weirder than I am, I could at least kill the monkey with the organ and eat it. Sure, certain members of my family do pay WAY to much attention to fasion, but that's just because of the expectations of society. E-mail. 12 Dec 2012. And don't even get me started on earrings. For all you know you could be staring at that freaky 3-D maze screen saver with a blank look on your face while you THINK you're reading an inhumanly long text. What's that. YOU WILL NOT SINK MY CHEERIO!! And hotand smoky. "Pure" water manufactuerers are not required to list the ingredients of water, because the average consumer believes that it should be obvious. 16 min ago Yeah. Okay. To support Open Cultures educational mission, please consider, When William Faulkner Set the World Record for Writing the Longest Sentence in Literature: Read the 1,288-Word Sentence from, 100+ Online Degree & Mini-Degree Programs. BEWARE YOUR TOASTER OVEN! She's evil. Later that day, she decided we were NOT going north, we were going south to a beach resort. I'M FINE! Why, because they assume it's better quality. It's true, and all, but I have no proof about wal-mart, or certain fast food resteraunts. Is fat-free food more delicious than food loaded with fat? Try it. *cheesy super-hero voice* Well, fear not, random citizen, for I, PSOPC am here! You see, most people, they don't like reading or writing. I'd probably lose money, but the concept is interesting. Isn't that sort of ironic? She immediatly replied "Clara Barton". Now, in today's society of buying groceries on-line and getting them delivered, why hasn't any other food industry marketed this ingenius idea to bring the product to the consumer. Of course, when I started out I accidentally hit the rocks approximately three million times. Hey, it's the 3 r's! MOOSE! Since then, hundreds of authors have been inspired by the experimental writers sentence structure, including James Joyce, Virginia Woolf, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Samuel Beckett, and other modern literature greats. Oh, well. RANDOM PERSON: *head explouding from sheer insanity* As you can see, I was a very weird child (this happened in elementary schooluhexcept for that head-explouding part). It means that WAL-MART TV IS EVIL! Experience vague, pain-like sensations when you're not paying attention) This has been a public service announcement. You could be floating out in empty space, conjuring nice little fantasies to relieve the monotony of being the only living being! Sleeping is fun. maybe the longest text ever. Then I wait for my mom and dad to stop playing Collapse II so that I can get on. It's pushing down on me, squishing my spine. When you're in space (without a space suit) you don't SUFFUCATE, you don't FREEZE. | 13.41 KB, JSON | It's wrong, I tell you. I would be. I have once again caused that explody sensation in your brain meats! Do you know I never even had a computer untill just a few months ago (that's why I'm obsessivly writing here) So I won't pity you if you're computer dies for unexpected reasons. Subliminal messanging also explains the successes of certain fast-food resteraunts, and brand name items. I mean, don't you think the creators of Cheese-Nips had a box of Cheez-Its out when they were designing their product? Define three functions: the first function to extract all the sentences, the second to determine the longest sentence, and the third to determine the average sentence length. I spend from 8-5 doing what everyone else wants. No, really. actually claim to be mentally ill. That's either a) a publicity stunt b) An attempt at humor c) a cry for help or d) none of the above You can e-mail your responses by conducting a scavenger hunt of this site. Then the problem with obesity in America would be blamed on evil food truck drivers as opposed to the harmless, benificient television and computer. Someone could have super-disolving spit, or watery-spit. I'm back again! You gots extra money, don't you? My family also strongly suspects that she stole $20 from the donation thingy. It's just a matter of degree. NO, wait. Subliminal messages are an advertising technique that puts hidden pictures and words into a main image. This has been a weird day. Seeya. Just "imagine" I have more!? I am writing to let you know that I have received an email from {name of recipient}. The possibilities are literally endless. )so you can travel to the 5th Dimension like our scientists almost did. You seewhen it's hot, you want something cold to eat. Ooooooooooooo! Noone can do everything, so how can you expect a SIGN, with the I.Q. ON TO THE CONPIRACY OF THE DAY! I can just see Hot Dog, and Pizza trucks roaming the neighbor hoods, selling treats to hungry childrenand adults. We believe that this is the longest single sentence in . I mean, I KNOW people are coming hereI have proof! Jesus Christ is my lord and savior.You guys probably think that that is the worlds longest sentence, but it's not,because I just keep on adding commas, and it's pretty easy, if you think about it, so anyway there is this girl at school and she's my friend, and all but she's turning . Okay. In return companies would make a profit, pay their workers better. Don't Ignore Sites? Out of sheer curiosity, I asked Mrs. X who participated in the Civil War. Apparently this page really is getting long, because my friend said something to that effect. Because what you're saying is that I'm talking to people in the future. Food industires would be buying cars, gas and music. Oh, and when my sister had to go to the bathroom very badly during a traffic jam, my mother had the good taste to making hissing/water noises to make my sister's problem worse. The six longest sentences (1,000+ words) are mostly a curiosity, just to see what is possible. May your day be shiney! HmmmI seem to be entertaining myself though, even while reading what I wrote. What values, you say? If you expect nothing, and get nothing, you feel nothing. If not, then some day, when the Internet is down and I'm really bored, I will construct a model OFCR and attempt to launch it. I got to go to a huge library, and see Terminator 3 at the local theater. Should you refuse to aknowledge the Patron Saint of Paper Clips as the ruler of the Internet, you will be subjected to punishment as stated in Code 343 of the Flaming Chicken Handbook (i.e. HOW, I ask you!? I must really be desperate for something to do. Then I do my homework. Yeaha topic would be good. Maybe I should just give up. Oh, who am I kidding. dont you know that you only need be afraid of fear and never anything here and certainly not a post that acts like a ghost? I asked her how you dress on the forth of july (she said nice) I asked what the colors red, white and blue were (pretty). That means I really can justify claiming to have two and a half readers! It's more like techno talk about arrays and how much I suck and whether or not the Braves will win this year. It's a worthy cause! Goodbye for nowNow I'm back. We thank you! Not only that, but It also displays the longest sentence used in the text and the number of characters and words in the sentences. Code: 472 of the Flaming Chickens Handbook states that this site in no way aknowledges the existance of other, better sites (hereon reffered to as the Losers) The Losers are a myth. I was bored, and a dilligent reader suggested I make fake commercials, sotherer they are. At least her's makes sensesort of. Purposly damaging the skin so you can look "attractive". But true. Today, I was checking out some weird news. Seeya! Code: 843 of the Flaming Chicken Handbook states that in no way is the Patron Saint of Paper Clips (guess who?) When someone of her generation runs for president, I'm gonna do a complete background check. They are the samething, with the same look, and almost same name. i hate dress shoes. So he probably didn't see the majority of my site. e)My psychotic bunny predicted I'd die doing it. You feel very, very honored. One method is successive iterations, such as "Purified" water. But, if it had remained that way, I would have had no impetus to continue my pointlessly insane ranting. I once*embarassed pause* had "Hey, You! That is the only possible explanation as to why it upsets her so much. In obscure cookbooks. Sentences can be made arbitrarily long in various ways. Yes. Josh says I probably won't remember writing any of this, but I can't sleep. No one is really coming here, anyway. (may the moose be with you) And now I am back. Maybe I subconsiously DO know what I'm doing here, but refuse to admit it to myself. That way, she can pass the test without actually learning anything. After all, isn't that basicly what the best teachers do? Next thing you know, you're internet connection will die. The World's Largest Maths Problem Has Been Solved, And It. I put hyphens in both of his titlesit must be a conspiracy! Now, a long time ago, people were sort of smarter. SHARE. They avoided the sun at all costs. I know, I took you completly by suprise. We can only hope that the digital camera manufacturers are kinder masters than the evil Kodak Lords. Which means that it doesn't matter if you understand anything I say. It's hard to type because of the bandaid on my finger. That's it, I'm gonna take drastic measures! I have checked the email from {name of the person} and will contact you. I have neither won nor lost money/neopoints. She answered: England, Russia, and (out of sheer desperation) Iraq. It really lets me get to know you. Python | Although, as I said, there's no way to prove me wrong OR right. I just can't seem to stop, though. ", and translated it to German. I found at that yet another one of my friends is reading this. Anyone just randomly typing letters will eventually accidently write a word, right? America? Uhdon't think soNumber Four: I could have learned to drive. Those few who actually could think and avoided the sun were considered to be outcasts. He may have had no intention of inspiring postmodern fiction, but one of its best-known novelists, Barth, only found his voice by first writing a heavily Faulknerian marsh-opera. Many hundreds of experimental writers have had almost identical experiences trying to exorcise the Oxford, Mississippi modernists voice from their prose. Shoot them down like the dogs they are! and Jones: Sho, Kernel; sho now and catching him as he fell and commandeering the first passing wagon to take him to the house and carry him up the front steps and through the paintless formal door beneath its fanlight imported pane by pane from Europe which Judith held open for him to enter with no change, no alteration in that calm frozen face which she had worn for four years now, and on up the stairs and into the bedroom and put him to bed like a baby and then lie down himself on the floor beside the bed though not to sleep since before dawn the man on the bed would stir and groan and Jones would say, flyer I am, Kernel. Then, just wait for technology to "catch-up" (get it, catch-up, Ketchup? It must have cost a fortune to feednot to mention the mess. What I liked best was the philosophy on choices. I tell people I know about this site, but they either ignore this page, or don't even bother coming to the site in the first place. He goes for Trinity, makes it just in time to catch her body, and starts her heart back up. We have ZIM, neopets, music, and much, much, more. According to someone you problem don't know, this is the second most pointless website ever! These people have obviously suffered major brain damage from their prolonged exposure to the sun. Of course, you also end life by sneezing, eating, sleeping, and watching T.V. Wellthat just makes me filled with gooey happiness. Today, I took a long look at this site, which is the acomplishment of almost a year of work. Well. Next semester will be almost exactly like this one. She didn't think it was weird, either. OrI could just continue to write about finding a topic. But does anyone test "pure" water? The World's Largest Maths Problem Has Been Solved, And It. More recently, I was trying to instill a sense of empathy and niceness in her. So far this is nowhere near the world record. Gotta go, must lure innocent victems to the second most pointless site ever!!!! You CANNOT DENY it! I believe that she was just listing countries she knows America has fought against. It makes sense, though. Maybe, some day far in the future (like next Thursday) I'll print a copy of this insane text. It's amazing, it's incredible, it's unbelievable. If you have a decent graphing calculator, plug in the infinity symbol divided by anything, (even infinity). No, we got the greatest family outing of all. The current record holder for the longest english sentence is Jonathan Coe for his staggering 33-page, 13,955-word sentence in The Rotter's Club, 2001. My dad. It actually lists what random minerals they through in to make it TASTE like salt. So. Which is what I'm about to do. Plus, the fire gradually gets louder, and hotter, and smokier. Now I must take my leaveand remember. *blinks* Wowso I'm NOT paranoid. And what did he do to me? This sentence makes strategic use of the past perfect, two times. In school, back before I even owned a computer, I'd type random words for long periods of time, 'cause I had nothing better to do. I've done what I've set out to accomplish. For all you, the uninformed consumer, could know, it might have rat poison in it. Do you know story about the longest story in the world? (*%$ WHAT THE %$#@ WAS MY MOTHER $#$#%$# THINKING!!!!!!!???? Or CRAP, for short. I don't know if Iraq even existed in the Civil War Era! I just thought that I might like to mention that. Past editions of The Guinness Book of World Records have listed this record. That made him happy. This is a list of unusually long mathematical proofs. Fighting in the American Civil War? Keep pressing it. Wellit's not. It sucks. But how, may I ask, can you find the end of the FREAKIN' universe? Even the air is conspiring to squish me! Wellnow that I think about itaccording to my theory, ALL conspiracies are real and mislabled "paranoid" people are really the only ones who see the truth. Today I had the misfortune of playing a Treasure Planet game on neopets.com It was terrible. Geee.that is comforting. There were many people that were the same age as me and my siblings (no one in the room but us were under 30) Us kids had to be dragged kicking and screaming from the bar ( I almost fell asleep during the last game I watched) As we left, there was a feeling of goodwill and fellowship between all(my sister locked me out of the car and wouldn't let me in untill I started yelling profanity in her general direction) The high point of the entire night was when my mother gave me $21 for my report card. He ignored the fact that he was also a 72 year old "sanitation engineer" somewhere. That's right, folks. It feels unstoppable, and then it stops. Wellprepare to be enlightened. ONly not really. This is just way too much of a change at once. Okay, now I'm starting to scare myselfI'm gonna quit for today. That's not fair! This page won't get a single hit, unless I bribe peoplenow that has possibilities. We were supposed to write about a cherished child-hood toy, and attempt to turn our fond memories into a commercial. I bet you wanna go eat some Ketchup covered Dum-B Gon right now, while watching "reality" TV. Was it on purpose, or was it just some mistake? And so I'm in deep doo-doo. They are not great neccesarily because of the content, (although that helps some) they are great because of their sheer length. Why can't I? So here it is! Why else would they invest all that money to show commercials in their own store? NowI bet you're wondering why I don't just wake up a few minutes before I have to go. ` You figure that one of those 100 people would actually have a coherent phrase. Here are 65 examples of long sentences ranging from the relatively brief 96 words to one of the longest sentences at 2,156 words. To think, YOU are trying to tell ME that YOU aren't here. Until thenI have absolutly no imaginary money. It's not like I have anything better to do. I can work with mistrust. What I want to know is this: are there no intelectual property rights in the world of food products? One of these people (who shall remain nameless untill such time that I have explicit permission to use her name) turned out to be almost as weird as me. Unsubscribe at any time. You have to admit its sheer coolness. Out of these, the cookies that are categorized as necessary are stored on your browser as they are essential for the working of basic functionalities of the website. For more information, e-mail EnpuUnknown@msn.com Wellseeya! -actual aids. I learned this from my calculator. In any case, wouldn't the blinkie light help night-vision cameras see in the dark? So next semester I'll still have work, AP Lit, and AP Physics. That's right, a sword! **** MY NAVEL ITCHES!! Also, I guess I still am trying to get the world record. ", or "Wow, I never knew that!" I know, I'll start of list of why it's fun/good to be insane/weird! I'd rather drink the "impure" tap water where at least I KNOW that someone, somewhere tested it. But without the bad sound track. Then, she accidently woke our three yappy dogs up, and they relized that they were in a car. Waithowhow can I BE logic? Think about that old saying about "If you gave an infinite number of monkeys an infinite number of typewriters, eventually they would reproduce the entire works of Shakespear". 17 min ago School is taking its toll. Longest math problem copy and paste According to Sciencealert, the longest math equation contains around 200 terabytes of text. Then I completly understand. Nor can I find it on any search engines. I also am psyco-analyzing myself a lot todayhmmmmI'm even saying "hmmmmm" a lot. You'll wear these "festive" earings for about a day and then abandon them in some dark cranny of your closet because you simply can't wear the same earrings two years in a row for heaven's sake! I don't WANT to do the same thing for an entire year. OH, SO SPLENDID!! This means that we only have a very short while to prepare. Here, topic, topic, topic! I mean, I don't think I could afford a monkey, and I'm not exactly on the streets. My mom did it to her because it was free. Then, when it's in German, or whatever, translate it back to English. 4 min ago Does the commercial take that into account? *yet another highly dramatic, time-consuming sigh* I need a topic. My favorite stuffJTHMI have my libraries copy of JTHMI shall quote Noodle Boy for you:) (Full copyright/credit to Jonhnen Vasquez for writin' the stuff, I'm just sharing the spleeny goodness with you). This choice is simply an extension of his original choice: he will save Trinity at all costs. And not so pissed at my weird family. After graduating with a BA in Fashion and Textile Design in 2013, Emma decided to combine her love of art with her passion for writing. YOU'RE ALL ZOMBIE THIGH-FAT PEOPLE BROUGHT INTO ANIMATION BY SOME EVIL FORCE OF FORCEFUL EVIL!!! THen we go to library. And I've realized that I am a complete idiot. Reading requires perseverance, but once you get into the flow, its like dipping into Faulkners stream of consciousness. I'm just basically typing nothing. All contents of this site were designed for entertainment purposes only. So the (smallest number) + (middle number) = (largest number) The number 3, 4 and 5 satisfy this condition 3 + 4 = 5 because 3 = 3 x 3 = 9 4 = 4 x 4 = 16 5 = 5 x 5 = 25 and so . Seeya! The world may never know. Someone did something incredbly stupid, but because they were powerful, everone acted like it was a stroke of genius. And I became inspired to talk about nothing. But I couldn't have sung it 'cause it would have woken everyone up and they would have called me inconsiderate. Strange, huh? Wellthey are. You don't have the best life of your counterparts, but you don't have the worst either. What must I do to rise above obscurity? He then leaves them under his owners car. **** THAT LIPSTICKS THE WRONG COLOR FOR YOU!! I figured you rush right on over to e-mail me. But it's all good. What I mean is, you wouldn't be very proud if the average person said that they just took a dookey on the toilet, and you wouldn't be very proud if they knew who fought against the Union in the Civil War. Why, you ask? It's bad enough to go to school, leave school, go to work, leave work, do homework and then wait for my dad to get off of the computer so that I can do stuff. What ever shall I do? I'm sorry that my last few entries have been only about my various family antics. Does it serve an obvious purpose? "a pokemon game. You'd have to find the end, of course. I can usually fall back asleep (if I don't panic and think I'm late for school), but the stupid thing wakes me up again exactly seven hours after I originally fell asleep. But one of my classes is work, and two others are horrible year-round classes. And let me tell you, it's an outrage. I'm back. Read that onetime longest sentence in literature, all 1,288 words of it, below. Our "spray" kills over 99.9% of "faeries" (which are much to small to see) Our "spray" also kills most disease causing agents, like rats, or pigeons. Speaking of animals, there's a cat in California who is a kleptomaniac (likes to steal stuff). I've always known that I was weird, that's always been a given. Wooooooo! I don't have much of a choice about the whole work thing. That's how I knew it's name, picture and what it did. I was alerted to this growing problem in our world community by (Kat, the ruler of all that is almondy)and it greatly concerns me. Apparantly Grape Pie isn't mainstream, but it has existed for some time. I translated it from German to English and got "I am the Moved Taco!" I'll add that to the FLAMING CHICKENS HANDBOOK. A la recherche du temps perdu by Marcel Proust., I got a sentence that was 5639 words long, i just looked it up so can can copy and paste it on my school chat for fun not to read, I just wanted to say, i really like cheese, andi thinki think my teacher is mad at me sry waitshes mad because i was asking my other teacher questions about work online hmmm.my teacher sure is a ##### ass feminist, i just wrote a sentence with 1,289 words so ha. Cheese is not a wild thing!!!!!!!!! I get done at 9:15. No matter how unlikely something is, if the universe is infinite, it's happening an infinite number of times. Okay, fire is loud. Seeya! Gee, I hope not! Necessary cookies are absolutely essential for the website to function properly. And then the quality will rise. Physics is so FREAKIN' hard! NowI know what you guys are thinkingsome of those items on that list are gonna be hard to find. I'm back. Right now, I'm just typing so that no one can say that I've been slacking off. Why do weird people (myself included) obsess about monkeys? You cannot DEFEAT me! That was sort of a topic, even though it was sort of random. That's the sixth time I've said back! Now you may be wondering what horrible beast is Moose's arch-enemy. Yea, me! My mother is a control freak, and she decided on the spur of the moment that we were going north to visit relatives. but if I do, only friends and enemies will receive copies. And then go door to door distributing it. Sofor the first time in about 5 yearsI wore a dressand something that was complelty white. Soif you wish to contribute to this great and magneficent and magestic and MOOSEY projectwe need the following things: 739 rolls of aluminium foil (preferably the extra shiny kind) 417 refridgerator boxes, 9000 rolls of "sticky on both sides" duct tape, 300 lbs of chicken feathers (preferably white) and 1 (one) thermo-nuclear-rocket-thruster. I thought it was. You cannot deny the logic of my thinking! If you make a purchase, My Modern Met may earn an affiliate commission. You don't see them, but your subconsious (dreaming) mind does. Too bad. Imagine a number line that points in the positive and negative direction. There is always someone worse off and better off than you. Number Five: I could have read more books, played more video games and watched more mindless television. I tend to make those tiny mistakes, and get bad grades, even if I understand the concepts. We can all wear spiffy space-suits and feel all superiour to all those stupid earthlings. why must everyone always rhyme, why Im a poet and dont I know it? Would they dry into raisins? Anyway, like the "diet supplement" people, the earring manufacturers KNOW that once they pierce you, you'll be hooked for life. It's about the (supposedly) infinite nature of the universe. are completly accidental and are not the fault/responsibility of the creators. Sure, my TEACHER said that was because I was doing the problems wrong, but once I'm the Ruler of the Laws of Nature, I'll change the problems so that I'm right! I am going to start a protest group. If this was quality work, I'd publish it and make a fortune. That's talent. Now, some of you are probably thinking "Gee, Really? G. (f(t)) d(t) = - Here is the same long equation with a single equation number. Look verbatim up. Seeya. Furthormore, is it considered accepted behavior to talk to these dead reptiles, in a cooey, baby talky kind of voice? I wonder what it's name would be. Pythagoras Theorem is a + b = c. (Like alternate dimensions and stuff) So, there is a world where you are the creator of this Longest Text Ever. And the plan would have failed and Neo might have died, along with a large portion of the city (the building was set to blow if there was any intruders) SoNeo's choice to attempt to save Trinity triggered the sequence of events that led to her death. I don't want year-round classes. What kind of reasoning is that? Maybe I should start on a boring disclaimerEh-hem. I thought of another very good reason to assist with the Official Flaming Chickens Lunar Colony! Guess what? But the point is, if I were, say, freakily allergic to a random mineral, I could read the ingredients and not eat the salt. I sincerely appologize if anyone is offended by my view of memorization. He once said, It was Faulkner at his most involuted and incantatory who most enchanted me. The current record holder for the longest english sentence is Jonathan Coe for his staggering 33-page, 13,955-word sentence in The Rotters Club, 2001. MY SPINE IS SQUISHY! Yes, that's right. Math is so picky. How can you pass up this revolutionary new product? It's also a pretty prime example of how homonyms (words that share spelling and pronunciation but have different meanings) can really confuse things. Even though air is light, that much air adds up. HA! Like my EVIL school computer deleting my updates page. So am I. I'm just rambling. It's just sickening, you can't even take a simple photo nowadays. Were hoping to rely on our loyal readers rather than erratic ads. Oh, and don't forget to celebrate Mad Hatter Day on October the 6th. I'm gonna start counting how many times I say back. It's great for making random topics weave together to form an overall infrastructure of chaos. Yep. This sentence is the longest. Those are the best kind. For, you seemy life long goal has been fufilled*anticipatory silence*THERE ACTUALLY IS GRAPE PIE!!!! Hmmmmmmm. It was uncomfortable in the back, it was too hot, it was too cold. That meant only one corse of action for them. While she writes every day, shes also devoted to her own creative outletEmma hand-draws illustrations and is currently learning 2D animation. Thank you Squirell. Any derogatory statement is simply an opinion of an individual, not of the flaming order of the flaming chickens. That would explain that annoying green little blinkie light in them. Warning* Extremely long pasta. Remember to send your answers to my sanity quiz to the e-mail account, flamingchickens333@hotmail.com Oh, and once I refer to myself in the first person again, the handbook quote is over. It'll be covered in chicken feathers, and shaped like a chicken. My school system is stuck in the pastand formal attire meansa dressa white dress(for those you who never bothered to find outI am indeed female). If you want neat, go to some other site(though, as mentioned in Flaming Chickens Code:472 there is no such thing as a site better than this one). I am now barophobic (afraid of gravity). Longest Word in English (189,819 Letters) a guest . In English, and stuff, if you miss one little detail, at most you lose partial credit, but you usually get it all right. One of my friends (who laughed at the armidillo story) named Tonileigh said "Jenny (that's me) is weirder than the average Psycho." i'll copy and paste this to my site. My character is actually dodging the stupid rocks better now then when I controlled him. CHECK OUT MY ARMPITS!!! An enemy so dangerous that Moose fears it above all others. : I've had this nagging fear that I am part of some random but vast conspiracy (about what I'm not sure but it must be vast). Who'd thought that I could use time that many times in only a few sentences? But wait! I'm back. It is the extraordinary sensory quality of his prose that enabled Faulkner to get away with writing the longest sentence in literature, at least according to the 1983 Guinness Book of World Records, a passage from Absalom, Absalom! Which is why I still go to the Really Really Big Button That Doesn't Do Anything website.